I don’t mind frequent trips to the post office. Three more books are on their way. That was yesterday. Today I shipped two more. : ) You can get your own copy from Amazon.com or right here!

	Why Can't Somebody Just Die Around Here? by Gerhard Maroscher, 6in x 9in, 344 pages, $17.99
	You can pay with a credit card. You do not have to have a PayPal account. Look for the other options on the right hand side of the next screen. If you want more than one copy you will have the opportunity to change the quantity on the next screen. Media Mail postage is $3.99 per book. Sales tax will be added to orders for Ohio residents. For the moment international orders are being handled directly with Gerhard.
	Orders will ship within 1-3 days via USPS Media Mail, which takes 2-9 days to arrive.

Motts Military Museum in Groveport, Ohio, is great. Now when you visit you can also purchase the second edition of my book Why Can’t Somebody Just Die Around Here?

Standing in front of a huge painting of a Civil War battle are Warren Motts, Lori Motts Byrd, and me, Gerhard Maroscher. The painting was commissioned by Warren’s wife. If you look closely, at the bottom of the painting you can see a younger Warren Motts leading the charge. What a clever addition to the painting.

If you can’t make it to the museum, you can purchase your own copy of the book on either Amazon.com or right on this website (see below). I sign all books purchased from my website!

	Why Can't Somebody Just Die Around Here? by Gerhard Maroscher, 6in x 9in, 344 pages, $17.99
	You can pay with a credit card. You do not have to have a PayPal account. Look for the other options on the right hand side of the next screen. If you want more than one copy you will have the opportunity to change the quantity on the next screen. Media Mail postage is $3.99 per book. Sales tax will be added to orders for Ohio residents. For the moment international orders are being handled directly with Gerhard.
	Orders will ship within 1-3 days via USPS Media Mail, which takes 2-9 days to arrive.

I am proud to announce that I have revised, edited, and re-designed my book, and it is now available as Second Edition. In addition to making some tweaks to the formatting, clarifying some text, and other internal changes, the book itself is now a handy 6 inches by 9 inches to make it more convenient to manage.

Get your copy here!

	Why Can't Somebody Just Die Around Here? by Gerhard Maroscher, 6in x 9in, 344 pages, $17.99
	You can pay with a credit card. You do not have to have a PayPal account. Look for the other options on the right hand side of the next screen. If you want more than one copy you will have the opportunity to change the quantity on the next screen. Media Mail postage is $3.99 per book. Sales tax will be added to orders for Ohio residents. For the moment international orders are being handled directly with Gerhard.
	Orders will ship within 1-3 days via USPS Media Mail, which takes 2-9 days to arrive.

As usual you can order your copy directly from me. For more purchasing information check our Store page.

Gerhard has just published his newest book, a collection of short stories aimed at students learning German just under his most-advanced Levels 3 & 4 book. This new book, German Readers Level 3.0, is available for purchase here! There are also some excerpts and other information, as with his others, to give you an idea of what’s in the book.

What is more natural than going into a health food store and selling the owner my book Why Can’t Somebody Die Around Here?

After the owner skimmed the book for a tad over an hour he emailed me that he wanted two more! That is a new record for liking my book! I delivered the books the next day and left them with Karen who works at The Health Food Cupboard, 214 ½ West Main, Circleville, Ohio 43113.

I specialize in outdoor book signings during monsoon season. Circleville’s Author-Alley event moved inside due to 3 inches of rain. Not much customer traffic due to weather. I did enjoy speaking some of the other crazy authors willing to show up. In the picture with me is Felicia, a delightful lady, who wrote “Order In the House.” Oh, I did sell some books!

On Saturday, August 25th, I enjoyed the Newark, Ohio, Männerchor’s ox roast. Good food, good beer, great singing, and selling books always go well together!

Recently a 90-year-old gentleman named Bruce Daily received my book as a birthday present. When his daughter told me it was his favorite book of all time, I just had to meet him!